Born: May 31 1948
Died: September 25, 2980
High of His Life: John Bonham is not only regarded as one of the best drummers of all time, he was in one of the most highly regarded bands of all time, Led Zeppelin. His famous drum solo song, “Moby Dick” would often last for 30 minutes when performed live and not a single fan cared. Instead, they were awestruck. That must have been an amazing feeling to be so well loved and respected. Plus, I bet he got to sleep with any woman he wanted.
Low of His Life: Despite fame and fortune, Bonham turned to booze, for what reason I do not know. Maybe fame was too much. Maybe he contracted an STD. Whatever the reason, he had a serious drinking problem. The day he died he consumed forty shots of vodka. No person drinks that much who isn’t trying to self medicate. Choking on your own vomit is also a pretty terrible, and gross, way to die. Many wonder how long Led Zeppelin would have continued if he had not died. While fans mourn his death, we also resent him for causing the dismemberment of the band and having to listen to Robert Plant’s solo career.
Who Sees Him As a Hero: Every single drummer, Moby Dick, and stoners.
